3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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