when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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