what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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