I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We have started to decorate penises.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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