smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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