Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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