Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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