Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i think im in europe. pls send help
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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