By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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