About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
