At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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