I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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