i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
