What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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