he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
tell me about the eggs
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