I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
