your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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