dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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