either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she pinky promised me she was 18
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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