Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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