yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
