The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
