What did we do last night that was yellow?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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