Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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