so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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