I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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