Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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