I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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