I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
