Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I have tasted many bathrooms
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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