what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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