8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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