Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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