That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Michael Bay diarrhea
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am available for nakedness
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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