I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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