Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Randomize
