I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
