I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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