We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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