Well apparently he's into motor boating.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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