he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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