Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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