Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I enjoy the company of your penis
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