When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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