no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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