I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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