I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
