didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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