You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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