are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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