i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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