If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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