if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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