Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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