why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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